Jesse Watters Really Getting Off On Pete Hegseth’s Whiskey Wing-Wang Boat Murder Pornos (Wonkette)

December 9, 2025

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EVAN HURST

Jesse Watters Really Getting Off On Pete Hegseth’s Whiskey Wing-Wang Boat Murder Pornos

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There seems to be a consenus growing among MAGA men about why Pete Hegseth’s dry/wet/dunno drunk boat murder strikes are so awesome, and it’s the same as Pete Hegseth’s reason: It...